Tuesday, January 25, 2011

winner of the most repulsive dating site contact yet

So my online dating profile says I'm looking for somebody with whom I have something in common. This douchebag emails me:

Well I'm conservative, religious, out of shape, shaking grammar ability, balding, 52, not Tom Cruise, and married! So it looks like a good match HUH?

And he's in law enforcement. Why is he wasting my time and his?

And icing on today's crap cake - another guy emails me to point out that we have so much in common. His age? SEVENTY-EIGHT! I figure I have a couple of decades at least before I resign myself to being an unpaid health care worker. Eesh!

Really, the high self-regard of old men never ceases to amaze me.