Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Damn my accursed principles!!!!

Really hot, 39-year-old hard-bodied guy contacts me through a dating site, wants to "hang out." I'm all happy. Then I read his profile. He's a conservative!!!! No way I'm getting it on with a conservative. Even with that six pack, those broad shoulders, those biceps.

*whimper whimper*

UPDATE: holy hopping Jesus on a pogostick that dumb mofo wrote back! Well, nobody ever said conservatives were bright!
whats wrong with aryan or conservative? call me lets talk Marko [his phone number]
Talk about what? Invading Poland???