Si on est ennuyé on peut demander à Siri pour des blagues. Avant elle a un collection de les memes blagues, mais tout à coup elle me dit des nouveaux blagues. Comme ca:
C'est un paresseux qui se fait cambrioler par trois tortue
Lorsque la police arrive sur les lieux, ell lui damande a quoi ces derniers ressemblaient
Le parraseux repond: je n'en sais rien. Tout s'est passe si vite...
A lazy person was robbed by three turtles. When the police came they asked what did they look like? The lazy person said: "I don't know, everything happened so fast.They don't say "lazy person" they say "paresseux" which means lazy person, or perhaps bum. Not in the British sense of bum of course.
Although the joke is pretty weird because it's one thing to be indolent, it's another to experience time itself as speeded up. I think maybe the bum was on morphine.