Wanna get high?

I haven't smoked marijuana in twenty years. Not that I have anything against smoking it, just that I haven't sought it out and nobody has offered me any.

And then boom in the past twenty-four hours two different people offered to share their weed with me. One of them is one of my new neighbors. I haven't done it yet, but I might. Although I heard the weed has gotten really strong in the past twenty years so I dunno, I might freak out maaaaaan.

Or I might turn into Towelie.