I didn't know that Stuart Varney was a smug, contemptible, self-adoring piece of shit, but I do now - and I got to see Stewart give him the best smack-down ever.
"Pope doesn't come over to where you work and slap Jamie Dimon's dick out of your mouth."
He has reached the pinnacle of his career.
The only thing preventing this from being huge is that too many people are so ignorant they don't know who Jamie Dimon is, and so don't understand why Stewart said this about a guy who is a financial commentator.
There used to be a Jon Stewart show, back when he was less successful - here is the last episode. But ye gods, he was young and hot.
And that Newt Gingrich joke is still relevant.
And David Letterman is at his charming supportive big brother best here.
And David Letterman is at his charming supportive big brother best here.