She's everywhere! I take a drive through the city - on billboards and taxis and the sides of a bus. I go to the supermarket - there she is again, by the checkout lane. I go home to escape but it's NO USE! All the blogs I like to visit - there she IS! And this time she brought that Everybody Loves Raymond guy who I've always hated!
I can't take it anymore! Leave me alone, Jennifer Aniston! What have I DONE to deserve this??? I don't care about your love life, and I don't want to see your movies or your TV shows.