I was trying to ask Siri something, in French, the other night. I have her set to speak French. I forget what I was trying to ask her now, but it definitely wasn't "Who is in the train for them pocket Easter me" - it was a matter of my bad French pronunciation.
Well Siri decided I was drunk and said something which my French teacher confirmed for me is a French saying:
One glass (of wine) fine, two glasses OK, three glasses hello disaster.
Then she offered me a link to call a taxi. Wise-ass.