Friday, April 06, 2012

online conversations with skeezy guys

From an online dating site, of course:
NOTE: his online profile says he's a musician who plays lots of gigs.
Hi there beautiful...

Hey - I certainly like your attitudes towards Republicans and bullshit!
What are you doing this long weekend - playing around town?

Show tonight in Jersey... Nothing much this weekend... Taking it easy... Maybe looking to have some fun...
How about you?

My weekend is completely open - I'm not used to so much free time. What do you like to do for fun?

Man, is that a loaded question.... Let's just say there's not a lot I'd say no to.... How about yourself?

Let's make a night of it.
Let's go out in the fields and take off our shoes,
and walk through the grass.
Then we can to up to the falls.
It's beautiful up there in the moonlight,
and there's a green pool up there
and we can, uh, s-swim in it.
Then we can climb Mt. Bedford,
and smell the pines
and watch the sunrise against the peaks,
and we'll stay up there the whole night,
and everybody'll be talking
and there'll be a terrific scandal...
He didn't write back. Guess he's not a big fan of "It's a Wonderful Life."