Saturday, August 30, 2008

Helpful answer hotline...

I have to write a love SONNET for english help???
i must write a sonnet that rhymes with ababcdcdefef format it is for english class. i was never a poet i tried to do this sonnet thing for 2 days now i cant do it 10 syllables 14 lines. could any1 help me to write a love sonnet? - chris a

Dear Chris A,

I find that nothing quite makes one feel the urge to write a love sonnet like having your heart drop-kicked, stomped and broken into a thousand tiny pieces.

Either that, or tell a hot guy to reproduce (see Shakespeare's sonnets 1 through 17)


NG McClernan