The Bloggess wins again

Well I admit, I did not think the Bloggess could possibly outdo the giant metal chicken she gave her husband last year.

But I think that a sloth and a baby kangaroo are even better. Truly amazing. But now the pressure is on - how can she possibly top that?

Not Nina again

Well for the third time I've been told I look like Nina Hartley - this is really getting to be annoying. It's not that much of a compliment to look like a porn star who is older than me.

I took a look at her web site at nina.com, which requires an age verification because it's basically just a bunch of pornos featuring Nina Hartley. I watched part of one of them, one of the very few featuring an attractive male. She has sex much more often with women, or with men who aren't very attractive. That's still a huge reason why so little porn does anything for me - most of the men in pornos are so damn average looking - not to mention the camera focuses on the women, unless it's gay porn.

What turns me on is being with a man I care about, and if it's a man I don't know, like in porn, he better  be damn good-looking or I just don't see the point. Until pornos are made with men who are as handsome as regular movie stars - or hell, even just some of the handsome men I know in real life, I have little use for it. Which is why, although I like the concept of Cindy Gallop's Make Love Not Porn, I just don't have any desire to watch pudgy balding middle-aged men having sex.

But back to Nina - not only are very few attractive men featured in her videos but the one I saw with an attractive man was presented in such an incredibly matter-of-fact manner it was about as erotic as watching her get her hair styled. No, not even that erotic.

 She makes some interesting non-sex videos though aimed at sex education. I found this one especially interesting because she is answering questions from the Bloggess, whom I have mentioned on this blog before.

More reasons why the Bloggess makes a living blogging

The fourth in the irregular series.

Women Who are Ambivalent about Women Against Women Against Feminism
An excerpt:

So...yeah.  Right now there’s a lot of talk about a tumblr called WomenAgainstFeminism.  It’s just pictures of some women holding up handwritten signs entitled “I don’t need feminism because...”  Some of the reasons they give for not needing feminism almost seem like a parody (“How the fuck am I suppose to open jars and lift heavy things without my husband?”) and some (“I don’t need to grow out my body hair to prove I’m equal to men”) just make me wonder where in the world they got their definition of feminism.

At first I considered starting my own “I Don’t Need _____ Because” tumblr with people holding equally baffling signs.  Signs like:

I don’t need books because YOU KNOW WHO WROTE BOOKS?  HITLER.  HITLER WROTE A BOOK.  NO THANK YOU, NAZIS.

I don’t need money BECAUSE I HAVE A CHECKBOOK, ASSHOLE.

I don’t need air because LOTS OF IT IS FARTS.  I’M NOT BREATHING FARTS.  YOUBREATHE FARTS.

But then I remembered that I’m too lazy to make a tumblr and that this whole thing was a bit ridiculous. Here’s the thing:  Do you think men and women should have equal rights politically, socially and economically?  Then you’re probably a feminist...  

another reason why the Bloggess earns a living blogging

listen to the bananas

I want to gay marry the Bloggess

This is the best thing on the Internet ever. Or maybe just the best thing ever. If you don't LOL by the time you get to the second photo it means you are really an android. And have been, all along.

I got this via Ann Bartow on Facebook.