This has been a banner week on the old online dating site. Two right-wing religious men emailed me, and a guy in Texas with a mustache (guys with only mustaches always make me think of gay cops thanks to the Village People) wanted to message with me. His answer to one of the dating site's standard questions: "which is worse, starving children or abused animals" was "neither - both are good." Even if this is a joke, this person should not be trying to associate with any life forms, let alone trying to get a date.
And to top it all off, this "intense sensual" 65-year-old offered to dominate me.