O Poetess

O Poetess - you want to know so much
About me - me and that big viper nest;
About the Edward Einhorn lawsuit - such
Attention! We narcissists like that best.
But I'm perplexed - why the fascination?
And why should this remain a one-way thing?
I'm in favor of communication -
Why don't you sit down and email me? Fling
Stealthiness off - my life's an open book,
I will spill all. About the poetry -
I wrote it for solace, I was forsook
And he refused to even speak to me.
We'll contend on my deserving heartache -
Then we'll analyze your serving a snake.