Well, OK, if you insist on returning...

New Leaf Sonnet #9

Will anybody ever write sonnets
For you? It will never happen again,
We both know that's true - it's a rare fool gets
Inspired by silly middle-aged men.
And don't hold your breath waiting for some chick
To write plays out of crazy devotion -
But that's your job. Although why would you pick
A dreary tale of plotless emotion?
A crazy bitch in a bad marriage - god -
How is that acting? And no, it's no fun
To watch her writhe, squirrely, twitchy and odd.
At least the accent is not Italian.
If asked who's the sonnet guy, I won't tell -
Obscurity - you deserve it so well.